Ep. 109 Adam's Applesauce

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SPEAKER_01 0:01

Real fucking losers and amateurs of actual animals in the in the wilderness. Yes, exactly so. Hello folks, welcome back to the UTH podcast.

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Sorry for our uh we have a Premier Scene Hardcore Podcast.

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And Pennsylvania's Premier Pet Podcast.

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That too.

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Premier Pet Podcast. Premier Pet Podcast of Pennsylvania. Premier scene. We want to just get right into it. Just start right away. I've been waiting for this. The people have been waiting for this.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

The community has been waiting for this. And we, I think I guess a little more so me and Ryan have objective feelings about this. We have to, right?

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Yeah, I guess we gotta listen to what we're in this. We were in this scene, we practiced in this scene. Nathan, we're gonna we'll actually do a quick round. What gives us the authority to say anything on the scene? Nathan, what is your association with the local scene?

SPEAKER_00 0:49

With the local scene scene.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Been to more shows than a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

I mean, that's what I'm saying. You know, I mean, back in back in the day, you know, that was kind of the spot to be in.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

We were as a skinny white kid, you asked you what lane do you have. We didn't go rap. Honestly, I mean there's many lanes you can take. Yes. But um, I would say you went real quick.

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And as a rat white kid, this is a scene we could meet up.

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This is a scene. This is where a scene where all BMIs, all really all races, genders, every type, Ken is welcome to the scene because the scene is incredibly lame. And we'll take anyone willing to listen to him.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

Yeah, because it fucking sucks, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

Yeah. But no, you used to you had pink hair for a little bit, was supposed to be red, was pink, had very long over your eyes, got yelled at many times by teachers to uncover your face.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

No, I shopped that uh hot topic, you know, for 99% of my wardrobe in middle school and early high school.

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Early proponent, early fan of Deft Tones, early fan of glassjaw, early fans that really wanted you to know they were having a bad time. Deftones hold up. Deftone stone holds up.

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To a lesser extent.

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Ian, what would you say is your affiliation with the scene makes you an authority on this?

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Well, I've been to a lot of the house shows and stuff. I was in there pretty early and found myself on the cutting edge of the rebirth of Inhibitor. That's correct. A classic. What a classic. Dead media now. Dead media. It's still on uh Spotify.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Listen to visitors on Spotify. I have it on my playlist. Just to have to hear it be like I've fucking looked for it before. We can listen to that after.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Solace, the one that I'm on, you can do that. That's the one with the spoken word section on it. Excellent, excellent, excellent. Fantastic. That's evolved into Widow's Work. Classic Widow's Work.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Yeah. It was a classic founded. Even I remember this was being said at the opening of shows where it was founded in the I'm uh Above a Candy Store. Used to play above Josh Hurley, and I'm off a Tillman.

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At like nine o'clock, and I'd have to go to work the next day, and then we'd play shows at like Tuesdays.

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On a Tuesday, I'd paint some pottery. Plug all our own gear, be gay, guys about it. That's when you had the sign on too. All for 10 to 12 people. And how much mostly the bands that we were playing.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

And how much money did you guys rake in from all this stuff? Money. Net negative. It's exposure.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

It's exposure and it's net negatives. Yeah, net negative.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

It actually cost you guys money too. Time, money.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

It's a hobby. It was more so a hobby. No, that was a good hobby.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

I enjoyed every part of it. It was good. I just I always say we should get back into the band stuff. Playing music is mad fun. It's great. It just would be great if we were the creatives and not being bossed around by the towering tyrant.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

And if we could get out of that scene somehow, there has to be other scenes. I feel like there's other scenes. That is true.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

There has to be other scenes. Like I could if we had to get into a scene. Get in the clown core scene, dude.

SPEAKER_03 3:57

It seems like there's some kind of option. There is an option.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

I was just telling Nate at the where I got this shirt at the CPS shirt, it was CPS and Rubik's Pube. The woman who is like the lead singer guitarist for Rubik's Pube is wearing.

SPEAKER_03 4:10

I don't like the name Rubik's Pube, dude.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

It's it is it's a classic clown core.

SPEAKER_03 4:14

I guess if you guys are dressed up as clowns, maybe you you could call yourself, I guess, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

The only girl is dressed up as a clown. And she did have like a green boa in her crotch to make it look like she had green pubes.

SPEAKER_03 4:23

That's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

If you're Rubik's pube with colorful pubes, oh that's kind of cool. It's a gimmick. It's a little bit more what I said.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

I'm sorry. It's like painting your face like a clown.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Yeah, and there was at least five guys at Funhouse with clown face paint. Real clown, real Rubik's pube heads.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

I love clowns.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

I'm not sure. I'd like to know what they call their fans. I would call them the pubists or the pubes? The pubes? Pew heads? Pew teeth? Pew teeth. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't really associate with those people. No, I wouldn't. Talk to the guy from CPS. Got this bitch and shirt of Bill Clinton strangling out on Jeffrey Epstein. That's his good shirt. I don't know what CPS stands for, but another brother from services. That's what it stands for. That is one thing that it stands for, yes, but I don't think they're going for child protection. Maybe they are. That wasn't a conversation I had with the lead singer.

SPEAKER_03 5:14

That's a good name, though.

SPEAKER_01 5:15

But he was a good yeah, good dude. Solid brought.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Solid bra. And then you're an authority on just music in general. You've been going to concert after concert after concert.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

I'm a regular music man. I'm a music enjoyer, music creator.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

Way more than the typical music enjoyer.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

I would I'll maybe. I don't know. I think music enjoyer, you can go so many shows.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

You can go to every week.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Yeah, but people go to shows and I do look at you as a semi-authority on music, Ryan.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

So I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

I like a lot of different things.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

But yeah, no, for sure, Ryan. No, I am not an authority on music, but I am authority on this scene particular because I was in it.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

Yes, exactly. And I was in it too. Me and Ian were in the band together, widows work, R.I. Piss. I left of my own accord. I did not. No, I did not. I was it was COVID, and the excuse was first of all, prison don't close, baby. So I had work. And they said I was being too flippant with the restrictions. And we're being safe. We were we've been practicing. So that's not social distancing. Unless they were in cubicles. We've been practicing, not telling you. I know there was a separate group chat that was fucking pussy. That's wild. That's so girl soft. Girl core. Girl core. Yeah, but um uh yeah, so then then I got kicked out. I read the real reason got kicked out is because I fucked that guy's wife. Pre-wife, pre-wife, pre-wife, pre-wife. Pre-wife. RJ, I was there first. Whatever. That's all off the record. Check that from the record.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

Yeah, you're just gonna much of a party boy, dude. You couldn't, you did not vibe.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Yeah, I didn't vibe the tone of the music, you were not vibing. Yeah, well that's when they told at first I was wearing cutoffs and jean shorts with high socks. And then at a certain point they said, no, we all gotta dress the same, button-up shirts and black pants.

SPEAKER_00 6:57

Right after your button up shirts, button-up shirts.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

I'm gonna sweat through that motherfucker. They know I roll around on the ground, which they also didn't like.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Was this shortly after you got back from college, yeah? I was still the biggest professional drinker, baby.

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Professional drinker.

SPEAKER_00 7:14

This was party boy.

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It was party boy phase. Party boy. A real party boy. Steve Boy. Rude boy. Yeah, white boy summer, dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

It was white boy. It was still before White Boy Summer, Chet Hanks, bro. I'll drink that. White Ba na. Anyway. Yeah. So some of our former bandmates and some in the scene. Some in the scene have now created an amalgamation, a new side project that is now. Our old Our Old Singer. Our old singer. Which I'm hey, a fantastic musician. Really nice guy. He was the only guy who had the stones to actually give me the text that I was kicked out. That's he's and honestly, don't think the umbrage really was between me and him. It was between the other guys who didn't like me getting wasted at shows. Didn't think I practiced enough. I practiced enough. Well, not even honest, I would drink like a six-pack at a show. Because it took so long! We gotta get there at five. Doors open at seven. We're not on until eight. We can't leave until midnight. How am I not supposed to get blitzed to that? Yeah, that's an incredibly long day. That's such a fucking day. It's a commitment. I'll tell you what. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

Like it's not to leave.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

If you're not hounding to get your dick wet, then none of those guys well, they were hounding, but just not visibly or that's why I said that. That's exactly what was going on. That is right. I had girlfriends the entire time I was in the band. Hounding to get their dick wet. Unfortunately, punishing those poor women, then they would come to the shows, and I'm like, you don't have to. I'm like, no, I want to come see you.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

All those girls were girlfriends of the dudes that were there.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

Yeah, those are any woman that alright. First, this is we're gonna have a lot of tips of the scene. If you're not new to the scene, first tip of the scene any woman who's there has a boyfriend, that's why she is there.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

That's why she's there at all.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Tip two. If you have anything going on in your life, you can 100% steal that guy's girlfriend. So it kind of eliminates tip one. True.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

But make sure you actually do have something to understand.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

And that you can maybe beat them in a fight. Which is almost 99.9% you can.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

I don't have to drag you out for four hours to come here. Yes. Yeah, there's no this is Wow, that's enticing. That's entire nice dinner.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Yeah, how about we go for dinner? Would you like dinner? We can probably actually do this and be back, and he won't even know you're gone. Because he's talking to three guys that smell like cigarettes.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

How about dessert at melted?

SPEAKER_01 9:33

At melted, yeah. They won't even know we're gone. Why do you reek of fondue? Why do you reek of cigarettes? You were eating them. You don't even smoke. See, this was never gonna work. This was never gonna work as right. You don't eat cigarettes, I don't. But without further ado, folks, we want to bring to the light, and we're gonna kinda this is a live reaction of the newest scene band on like the Lehigh Valley.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

And I'll be objective. I will be fair.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

If it's nice, we're gonna say it's nice. I won't, I'm not gonna poo-poo him because I really don't hate any of them. Like Ethan Gillette. Ethan Gillette's my fucking boy. I love that guy.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

We like them all. I like them all. Nobody kicked me out. I like everybody.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

I don't even think the guys Alex in the band. They didn't, they are not in this band.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

I know.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

So I objectively have no qualms with anyone, but no qualms in the scene. In the scene. Okay, but without further ado, folks, this is Heaven Avert Its Eyes, the three song single by Riot Choir. It's not a single thing. Also a fair point.

SPEAKER_00 10:33

Maybe they call it.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Already pretty fucking heavy. He's definitely dropped them out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

I'm gonna need a genius lyric. Uh see what they're really talking about. See about all the ongoing conflicts. I don't know. Heaven's not going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

That track was called Shoestring Angel Wings.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

Now, I don't know if it's these headphones, but everything seems real blown out.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

Yeah, it did very seem everything was like the bass was so like I d honestly, I'll be honest, they are very strong. That was a good track. I didn't mind it. I'm not sure I have to listen to maybe some better listening equipment to see if I really like, oh, like, is it just are we playing it too loud? Is it these speakers perhaps? But it did seem very blown out.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

I gotta give it another shot on maybe because these are like studio headphones, they're not like music headphones.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

Yeah, no, so they probably don't got they don't got the range.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Yeah, so I that's what I wanted to listen to first, and then I was like, I can't, you know.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

Can't judge it on how it's engineered, how what like the levels are like, but just on all right, so music stair point alone on vibes. I thought vibes were pretty high. That was not what I expected at all. Definitely went a lot harder than I thought it was going to.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

It's a hardest. I mean, Caster's Hollow was pretty hard, which is where at least one of these guys is coming from. Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

Have some classical hollow. Caster Hollow still holds up. I still listen to them on the regular.

SPEAKER_02 14:23

They do hold up.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Yeah, Castor's Hall still holds up. But yeah, like I feel like majority of that was Ethan, not Caleb. At least from what I heard.

SPEAKER_00 14:31

I don't know, unless Caleb has a higher screen voice that he didn't do for anything. I guess.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing. I again have to listen to it possibly some better audio equipment. But it was not bad. Already, like it was it just was very it was very aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

Hit me up in the groom! Hit me on the groom. But uh overall, I think it was good. Good. I'd listen to it. I would not put it on the playlist so far.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Alright, that one might go on the playlist for me on the gym playlist. The angry music playlist. Yeah, which I'm the gym playlist. It's on the gym playlist.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

Getting back into the the angry and angry stuff. It's actually been a few It's been a while.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

It's been a while since been a while. As I I was listening to um uh this comedian guy says hardcore music, you age out of it as your life gets better. Because if your life is really good, you kind of don't relate, can't get behind all the anger.

SPEAKER_00 15:27

I had a bad week, and that's where this might be good. This might be good. Danger in the manger.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

Yeah, I said you can't be an eyebrows little bear. Especially original singer. Original, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Little the artist murder. Oh, they're kind of like the they're the crown jewel, I feel for uh I really like that. You really like I don't think it's a good thing. Like nothing is heavier than that. You really can't get any cooler and they're the pizza. They're the pizza hut. A sample for our listeners so they know who's right. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know if like they're the pizza hut.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

Like they're like the, you know, I mean, because you can't out pizza the hut. You can't out pizza the hut. You're right.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

I'll be able to find it again. Okay, okay. I'm just um uh now that I know how to spell. Yeah, I was gonna say it took us five minutes to find it.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

Yeah, because I was misspelling Ryan. Row it. We're going to the Row it. What the art murder song would you put on? Just Rain of Darkness? Like OG. Dead Sun is my favorite.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Emulation, dude. I kind of like the whore to a chainsaw and the holding death.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

That one is I feel like you need to if you're new to the I art, I wouldn't go with whore to a chainsaw first.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

Just put on Rain of Darkness, it's their top song. It's their most liked song. I mean, this is Spotify does not want me to look at it. And I think this is technically a di this is different, a different genre than what we were saying. Oh, most certainly so. To the untrained ear, it'll sound the same thing. It'll sound exactly the same.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

It's all loud. Are we doing top song Rain of Darkness? I guess. Oh no, Pure Strain of Hate is so much better. Every song off the hate album is good. We're doing Pure Strain of Hate.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

That I like that.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

Rain of Darkness starts too slow.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

I was just saying we're doing a sample. Yes. We're not listening to the whole thing. Well, I'm just listening to sample. I don't want to go again.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

It's the headphones. Yeah, the headphones fucking ass.

SPEAKER_00 17:52

That rips ass. That rips that rips ass. Rips ass.

SPEAKER_04 17:55

That rips ass.

SPEAKER_00 17:56

If that showed up at Home Base 610, I'd lose my fucking beauty.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

You would have to just like go into like Mad Max mode and just start killing people. Killing people.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

Well, me, you didn't go to that show because who knows what you're doing around doing. But that show was awesome. I wish I did that.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

That is yeah, that's a good one. So awesome that's a regret of mine.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

So awesome that their opener guys, I think, sang let it go, and it made into a wall of death, which I don't even think I partook in because like wall of death for the first opening ban?

SPEAKER_00 18:24

Yeah, that could be dangerous. Yeah, risk it all for that. And that one of my biggest regrets is within the ruins.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

I think we missed that one.

SPEAKER_00 18:31

Because I didn't know them before.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

Yeah, within the ruins, they're almost like metal and math rock.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

Yeah, but they go nuts with it. I really like that.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

Yeah, within the ruins is good.

SPEAKER_00 18:42

Alright, well you have back to the valley.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

I give shoestring angelence a thumb up.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

Yeah, you can see that. I'm giving it a six out of ten. Six out of ten. I feel like I just saw all comfort. Again, this is on bad headphones. I will come back next podcast with an updated review after listening on regular.

SPEAKER_01 19:00

With a with I'm gonna have a fine brandy. Hey, clean cleaner.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

Like, what could be a good song on bad headphones? You know?

SPEAKER_01 19:07

You can make it happen. Yes, exactly. Alright, um uh next one is Snub Nose Baptism. That sounds aggressive. I don't know what that's gonna be about, but we're about to find out, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

Yeah, they are. Yeah, I think it's not gonna be the body delayed.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

It is what hot right now. It's hot. It's been hot for a bit, right? I mean my god, it's the hottest it's ever been like uh like that was that was dope like it was a big one like newer, you know. Yeah. Well that was like 13 minutes with all my plugs and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

Yeah, man, that's when you have first star kind of needed. So yeah, what's up with that guy?

SPEAKER_01 20:52

I like the five T stuff. I like this too. That's a brand more total, baby. I will say the fact that we're even talking about any kind of shit, we need to put out three songs. And it has to be better. Yeah, it has to be better.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

Fuck. This is also coming from a guy who realized he was not good enough to make it anywhere with this and left the scene.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Yeah, well, well, it's because unfortunately, the guys who we were with, two guys namely, one guy mostly, was like, this is my life. Oh, this is my future. And he saw a future for himself in music. And that other guy. Happy money!

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:07

Well, I mean, you know, like it's it's And that other guy was doing whatever that first guy's doing.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Yes, yes. Well, you know. Every goblin lord needs a thrall.

SPEAKER_02 23:16

Every hall needs their oats. Yeah, every hall needs their oats. Simon needs a garfall.

SPEAKER_01 23:21

What's the every every Earl needs his toe jam?

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Yeah, dude. Come on. But um, isn't that like what you're supposed to do, though? Like, it's like either you have to go all in on it 100% to But he wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

But then, but at the end of the day, he wasn't, right? Hey, still. Yeah, no, no, it had to be no job, no lady. You just should have been doing heroin and music, bro. Yeah, it's literally all, and that's honestly what makes rock stars, dude. That is what makes rock stars. Because then after that, he had all the he did have all the makings of a rock star. Yeah, yeah. Broken home. Good looks. Good looks, but tortured soul. Tortured soul being sexually assaulted by one of the hottest women I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

He literally just needed like, yeah, like alcoholism or like a substance or something.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

If he would have been anything, he needed to be a little bit of a boozer. He out he I don't know why he didn't boo. He could have boozed so hard and then filled out.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Where did his big heart come from?

SPEAKER_01 24:16

From being left by his mama.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

Maybe it's his grandma that we wrote a whole EP about. Could have been.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

Visitors. It was about getting to visit.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

Getting the visitors that never happened. Yeah, kill man's.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

Yeah, but uh that's almost the makings of a rock star, dude. Almost.

SPEAKER_00 24:38

I hope they don't listen to this podcast.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

They definitely don't. Although it may come back to them because we listen, are gonna listen to the whole thing. It might come. Maybe I don't really give a uh I've never seen it. I like this poke. We are making this is a comedy podcast. We are telling jokes. Comedy. And honestly, we are hating so much because I wish I was in a band making music. I wish I was them. I wish I had hit. I wish I could remove my face.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

Yeah, now that we've prefaced all this, it's all jokes. It's all good fun. We love you guys. Now I can go extra hard.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

Yeah, now you motherfucking pussy!

SPEAKER_00 25:14

But yeah. No, they're good guys, actually. They are good guys. They all are good guys.

SPEAKER_01 25:18

And I'm glad I'm glad they're making more music. And this music actually is pretty legit. I hope they keep doing it. I'll go to a Riot Choir show. Oh yeah, no, I'll support them.

SPEAKER_03 25:25

And just that's what we should do, low-key. It's all about buying buying small dude rights.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

Supporting local business.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

You gotta support local business, local artists, dude. Like, you know, wouldn't that be wouldn't that be something?

SPEAKER_01 25:38

I've supported local business. I've gone um uh to Caleb to get tattoos multiple times.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

If anybody other than an immediate friend or family member said they liked my song, that made me feel good.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

You know, yeah, that did it did feel nice. I I never said no one ever said to me they liked the music I played when I would be on stage. Everyone just said, man, you really have the energy. And that's really well going for that. And that's a compliment. Yeah, and I wouldn't be surprised if somebody snuck back and turned my bass down when I would play. Because there were times, like first of all, I was using that five string that I didn't use the fifth string because the fifth string was wonk, and um it had like a dead fret on it, so like it wouldn't play past the fifth fret. And um uh I just I didn't buy it, and of course, the like I think it was the week I bought the new bass, kicked out.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

They were waiting for it.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

Anyway, they were just waiting for something because I had a lot of had a lot of free time in COVID. I was like, you know, I'm gonna really I'm gonna get the new base, gonna practice harder, gonna try to like maybe write some stuff for the guys, see what they like. Yeah, I never saw the guys again. Which is why I have slight umbrage with them, just because I got kicked out for personal reasons, not professional reasons, bro. And I really professional. And I definitely could have um uh helped Billy with his divorce. I definitely could have helped with that. Yeah, you're the exact guy he needed, honestly. He needed a brother. A brother in need is a brother indeed. And I got out, and then all of a sudden, that's the thing. I was probably keeping that bitch around. Be like, who's the sexy bike player up there? Yeah, might have been you. Yeah. Well, it was um uh I will say one of the rudest things my our dad has ever said to me was I think it was when we played at what's is it the square bar in Easton? The rudest did you play at that show?

SPEAKER_00 27:22

The center something in Easton. That was my last show, I think.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

It was something like that. The one that we like actually stage with a huge stage with like they had the over pop too, and it was like kind of a we were the local band that I think um uh douchebag Tom Taylor. It was that Bringer show we had a sell ticket. Yes, and my mom, I think, just bought 20 tickets, which is why we went up after that first band. Because the first band didn't sell enough tickets. Whoever sold more tickets got to go later up in the lineup.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

Mistake, I think.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

No, well, for us, yeah. No, we were better for sure. Oh, yeah, I don't remember. We were way better. The first band sings, although I did use his bassam because I was wearing an Overwatch shirt during that show.

SPEAKER_00 28:00

It's it was all a mistake.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

I think I left Easter early for that. No, that was a different shirt. Because I remember going to that. I remember going to that Eastern one with mom and dad.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

I have a picture of it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Well, I said, but um uh I guess uh like I was wearing the cutoffs because I was out of college, I was going to the gym more, so I was starting to get a little bit beefier. And um uh, I guess my dad said to my mom, and then said to me, was like, ah, you actually can wear those shirts, you're finally filling them out. Because I used to wear tank tops all the time. Yeah, you did. I hated sleeves, bro. That was a compliment. No, it is a compliment, a backhanded compliment. It's a uh yeah, so maybe like I guess you've gotten bigger, but I took it as a fucking small pussy, finally it'll fill out a shirt. Yeah, it's like out of your schmedium, baby. Schmeedium.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

I thought you were gonna say something like actually like rude, but that's not that's not exact as to be expected, because yeah, well, I was saying our father's not rude.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

He's not rude. That's the r- that's the that was the rudest thing he's ever said. It's not rude at all, you're just a pussy. That's the rudest thing he's ever said. It hurt me. Easy street, really. Yeah, yeah, easy street. That's the rudest thing my father said. Not the rudest thing anyone's ever said. No, but still, I'm saying it's not it's not bad. It's not bad. I love you, Pops. All right. Speaking of. Don't fucking talk to me like that. Don't be risky. Don't be rude to me. I'll put you in a fucking box. No, um uh, so our last track, honestly, I think a little bit more. Um, that little um uh riff that they overused. See, that was negative points. I thought I liked the first one much better. I like the first one much better. I also think turning down the volume two ticks helped with these headphones. It did. It did. It made it sound better.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

I I would almost want to do the first one again, but I really don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

We don't gotta listen to it. We're not gonna subject the listeners about it. We can do that on our off time phones. But our last one is Crown of Thorns. I think this might be a Christian rock route. Why is all the religious iconography? Baptism, Crown of Thorns, Angel. Yeah, like I mean, I just want to know like what's up, what's up with that? That was the funniest thing I ever heard, and it every time I hear even of Thyodor's murder, we were talking up about it, very biblical in their stuff too. Oh, yeah. But like they're Australians.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

And it's it's like death metal, dude. It's like it's supposed to be.

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Yeah, anti-God, Satan, and hell boiling over. There's cool biblical stuff, don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

And then you can be like black metal, like behemoth and stuff, and like shit like that.

SPEAKER_01 30:14

That's you know, all about that, which is also cool. You gotta be you gotta be demonic then.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

You have to be what you gotta be in the lane or not. Yeah, you can't dab it.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

And they don't even have the Christian Wonder Boy anymore, so Brandon was a he was a born and again Christian. Who wasn't Brandon in the Christian in the church for a little bit?

SPEAKER_00 30:33

I hope not.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

I hope he definitely was. And he might still be. That's probably why he had to put down the axe and pick up the Bible. Pick up the cross. Pick up the cross, babe. Put down the axe, pick up the cross, put down the cross. I think he got in the god. Imagine if Jesus put down the cross. Imagine if Jesus put down the cross and picked up the axe. Hey, he could have been working miracles via tombs. It'd been a much different story. CS dude fucking rips. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Why are we gonna kill him anyway? Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

They're like, actually, he's touring the entire Roman Empire. It's Jesus and the disciples! Jesus fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_04 31:12

Why the fuck is up Jerusalem?

SPEAKER_01 31:16

I actually was born just down the road in Bethlehem! If you know that might have been why their first show was in Bethlehem. His big hometown hero, dude. Um well, I mean, why they Raiquire played in Bethlehem. They may only play in the holy places. When are they going to the Wailing Wall? Set at the Wailing Wall. You gotta hit all the historic. That would be a good gimmick. You go to all the places that are in the Bible. Biblical tour. Biblical tour.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

We're doing the Bible Belt tour. Let's go!

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Because the Southern Bible Belt, I think they would, they would, if this was Jesus related, I don't think it is. Um uh if it was though, they would eat this shit up.

SPEAKER_00 31:54

Oh, yum, yummy.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

Hard hard o Christians would eat this shit up. This might be what we have to do.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Honestly, some people say it's the easiest way to make music, dude. Just be a Christian rocker, rocking, because it's all fucking garbage.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

And the source material is all there. Like you're just like, what do we want to write about? Alright, let's pick up one of the dozen books, the baker's dozen of books like that.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Oh, the forbidden one. The forbidden one.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

We could look at it right now, write a write a quick um uh chorus for it.

SPEAKER_00 32:23

This one's from the Dead Sea Scrolls.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

Yeah, this could be up to like Kane's other brother. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Kane's third brother.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

The third brother. Yeah, exactly. There's so many options. But like I said, this is Crown. And the one who watched the cuck cuck brother, the cuck brother who saw the other brother Kingdom.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

The first cuck on earth.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

First cuck on earth. Nah, first cuck on earth with Adam, because a snake. The apple is just an allegory for the devil thug and that devil fog. It was like a snake. It was like a snake. Alright, so this is Crown of Flames.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

Well, speaking of, dude, while we're on it, bro, because I have not been able to get it out of my mind. It was weeks ago, dude. Dude at work, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about, but said the phrase Adam's applesauce. I find that literally the most disgusting thing in the world, bro.

SPEAKER_01 33:08

Yeah, that's just his what man means? Man juice.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

Like, I was like context. I don't know what the fuck we were talking about, bro. But he says, That's about as satanic as Adam's apple sauce in some kind of like way, like, you know, but I was like, bro, like, what the fuck does that even mean?

SPEAKER_01 33:22

You should have you need to approach him though. That's been living rent-free in my head for weeks.

SPEAKER_00 33:26

Hey, sorry, I've been thinking about this a while.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Yeah, I was like, that's obviously fucking jism, dude.

SPEAKER_03 33:31

Like, but that was like one of the foulest things I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

It might have been the first, it might have been the liquid dial from eating the fruit of knowledge and the poop afterwards, that the sauce. Literally just has has had me twisted for a while, bro. Yeah, I don't really know. You probably could Google that. Like, he didn't come up with that.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

I can't imagine how, bro, because I was like, that's disgusting. That is disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

Anyway, anyway, that's a better title. We should have been Adam's apple song. That might be one of our that might be our first track. That might be our first track. That may be the name of the app. That's definitely the name of the app. Yeah, so this is Crown of Thorns. Last track on the three-song. I think it's an EP. It's an EP. What does that mean today? Extended play? But there's an L P too. Limited play. I don't know the difference. Yeah, I would say I like that. Yeah, it wasn't bad at all. Was not bad at all. You know what? I'll give a hats off. For I'm not sure how long it took him to put all that together.

SPEAKER_00 37:17

Takes a while. I mean, especially to get it recorded.

SPEAKER_01 37:20

Yeah, well, I I'm I'm just saying like how to like to write it all and stuff, but they were all they were three basically distinct songs.

SPEAKER_00 37:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

And I'm uh not bad at all, boys. Not bad at all.

SPEAKER_00 37:32

I feel like I could learn all those songs on guitar.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Yeah, nothing was blowing my fucking mind. No. But it's not supposed to. Sometimes simplicity is bliss.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

Yeah, dude. Sometimes it doesn't have to be the craziest thing you've ever heard. You know, I thought it was good. They were coherent, well put together songs. It was solid.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

The third one was my favorite, but they were.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

Yeah, third one was good. I'm definitely between I think the first and the third. And I do think the first would sound better if we turned it down just a smidge. Yeah, yeah, we did butcher that a little bit. I think just I'm I'll be interested to see how this all sounds recorded, but yeah, well, Among No, not bad at all, boys, not bad at all. Riot choir, check them out on all your streaming platforms.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

Check them out, friends of the show.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

Friends of the show. Yeah, one of our biggest fans.

SPEAKER_00 38:11

Friends of the show.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Friends of the show. Now what's Amon? I do think that this fucking Buzzsprout, the company that puts out our podcast, I think they inflate the numbers when we stop uploading because they're worried that we're not gonna do it anymore. Because like two weeks ago we had 106 listens. I'm like, dude, no shot. Absolutely no fucking shot, man.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

Yeah, it's some bot form action.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

Yeah, she's that or I'd say it's or Gigi Ping's trying to juice our numbers because we're saying things against the US. You know, I mean, we kind of have been living it up.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

And I'll continue to do that.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

If it gets our listeners, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:43

We are a pro um CCP, pro CCP, pro PLA podcast, dude. What's PLN?

SPEAKER_03 38:49

People's Liberation Army. I'm talking about missiles. I'm talking about something about all the Winnie the Pooh drones. It's a hack, bro. Like he doesn't even look like him at all.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

I don't even get it.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

And if he did, I would love Winnie the Pooh to be my leader.

SPEAKER_05 39:03

Oh, both of them.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

I wish Winnie the Pooh was more like Y Jing Ping.

SPEAKER_01 39:07

I wish Winnie the Pooh was more like Win Juping. He would he he would definitely more he would lord over Piglet with an iron grip, but really get that.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

The never the never ending forest, bro.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

I think it's just the Lost Woods at all. It's not enchanted. Although it should be enchanted, because it has a name on you guys.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

Yeah, but anyway, booster GDP.

SPEAKER_01 39:34

Yeah, G Booster.

SPEAKER_00 39:40

Literally any country. Bosnia. Anything. Anything. I'll take it all.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

No, but yeah, that wasn't bad at all. That definitely did not did not it did not disappoint. Did not disappoint.

SPEAKER_00 39:52

I knew it wouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

Yeah, I'd say if it's got Caleb handed it, Caleb's not bad.

SPEAKER_00 39:57

Those two other guys.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

Whoever the fuck those two other guys are.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

Great job, guys.

SPEAKER_01 40:01

Good job, guys.

SPEAKER_00 40:01

Good job. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

No shot. You're lucky you get seven. You're lucky you get four more tracks. Come on. I don't know. I'll be interested. It is the classic like struggle of a man with a real job writing, like doing anything. It's a possibility. Psalms are a little more palatable psalms. I don't know. That's what I'm saying, dude. We could like it hasn't like the church of Satan is the opposite. We want to just have heavy metal Christianity.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, we're not.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

Yeah. Like if you had the full like drum kit, dual guitars, bass, and guys singing like, you know, Hallelujah.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

Saying like some sort of like I mean, I don't know how popular that actually is, though, low-key.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

Blessed is someone who doesn't walk in the step in the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:55

Yeah, that is enough. Like that's right there. That's your that's like your definitely your opening one. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 41:01

But how popular is Devil Driver, dude? They're like that Christian, uh, and not for people know what they are.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

Not for the people know what they are, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

So the wicked. They are like chaff.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Chaff is a funny word. Chaff.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

But the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

SPEAKER_01 41:19

Yeah, dude, destruction. This is begging to be written of written. That might be, we'll throw one rewritten hymn into our three-song single. Three-song single. Our three-song single.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

That's one song gone. It's two songs we need to do.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

Yeah, and one's aquatic prison. I was really just one. Aquatic prison on we gotta put that on wax, baby. We gotta put aquatic prison on wax still.

SPEAKER_00 41:43

Siggy wiggy dilly too.

SPEAKER_01 41:45

And that might be the one out of left field. You know what I mean? They don't all gotta have that shows diversity. Diversity. Death. That shows death. That's the word I was looking for was death. That shows death. That shows like, you know what, these guys, they got they they're all over the place. Not just one trick pony because the whole tricks on these. I do think. While would it be crazy if you listen to a band and they had like two different styles? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 42:09

I don't think so. I think that would be a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

Normally that goes from like album to album, Loki. Like if they go to do a different direction, it's on a different album, or it's on the other side.

SPEAKER_01 42:16

But why not? But why? Yeah, no, I mean you're right. At a live because if there's like for any band that you don't know, because I saw I saw Microwave in Philly last weekend, and I love Microwave. But the band before them, I forget what the fuck that band was called. It was like Anthony Queen, I think it was. The Anthony Coomer show. Um but if all their songs sounded exactly the same, and it was like all in that style. I'm like, I can't tell the songs apart. Wasn't that good. But if you had a band and it's like, alright, like, I really don't like that style, but then all of a sudden they go and just like an alt-rock thing, or like they had a the band had a horn, they could have gone ska. They could have gone ska all of a sudden we're just like uh this one, we like yeah, exactly. Alright, we're gonna play something a little different. You guys, this is another one of our tracks. Like, like, do a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00 43:12

Do we know anybody who plays a trumpet?

SPEAKER_02 43:14

Do we know anybody who plays a trumpet? I don't know how good of a trumpet player you need for ska. Obviously, the better the trumpet player, the better the ska, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

I'm like trumpet's only three things. It's three hobbies.

SPEAKER_02 43:25

I feel there's a lot that goes into it. There's more to that than trumpet.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

Like, there's probably good a difference between a good trumpet player and a trumpet player. And a five-year-old you're giving a trumpet. That's true. Exactly. I don't want trumpet in the band. We're not half ska. We're not like just for the one song. I will I would if you're a band, you have to commit to something, right? So like Trickle. Did he play trample? He did. Did he play trimple? He played trumple? The trumpet.

SPEAKER_00 43:53

And for the next song, he'll just be replacing his colostopy back.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

He's playing at the hole in his stomach. He's playing the Klaus and back. Yeah, nah, well, yeah, why don't bands do that? Where like do a hard turn, throw a couple hard turn songs in there. Nah, we don't even need that. Like you could go from metal.

SPEAKER_00 44:20

I'm going, I'm more John Lennon right now. I'm John Lennon. I'm going to go crazy. I'm crazy. I'm John Lennon.

SPEAKER_01 44:25

Yeah, people from the audience come up and I want Paul McCartney wings. I want to get X Faro. We need obos.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

We need harps. We need a washboard.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

Tunes. Whereas the spins. That's what's a lot of guys. And they wouldn't know the songs. We need the songs, needs to still be crisp. I'm saying you could go from like death metal. Like let's say we could do aquatic prison and single wheel dilly to punk and metal. Why don't those like those tunes are they're close enough where all the same instruments, you'd have a quick tuning break that just drags out the set a little bit. You have a little bit of bandwidth. Once we've made it, you have two guitars.

SPEAKER_00 44:59

You don't have two guitars? I think I have two guitars.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

I only have one electric guitar for sure.

SPEAKER_02 45:04

Well then you just your next acrobatic.

SPEAKER_01 45:06

Well that means we have three if I'm playing drums. And then you pop, yeah, that's fair. But then, but then also pop the acoustic on. We do we we switch it up. If you talk about switching it up, then switch it up with what you got. Exactly. Get folky all of a sudden. Pull out a Mumfort and songs kind of Johnny in there. Exactly. And that's the thing. And then you got guys with battle jackets and girls with beads in their hair. And like you're blending the world together. You're blending the world. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 45:34

We're the song called My World. We are the band called Unity. This one's a little more reggae, but more in the style of Madis Yahu. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

Yeah, boot off the stage. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now we play it at the um uh Republican convention, we won't. Yeah, you just might get shot.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

Oh yeah. A lot of shootings are going around.

SPEAKER_01 46:07

Yeah. It was, I think that might have been a false flag.

SPEAKER_00 46:10

Another stage. Just another stage. Another stage for the world.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Another stage for the world for him to be like, because that's um apparently. I was telling my pops about that, and he was saying he's like, yeah, I heard about that. I also heard that's like Trump was like, Well, that's why we need the ballroom. We have it be trying to get top notch security at the immaculate ballroom. He's been at the Hilton for fucking forever, for 40 years.

SPEAKER_00 46:30

Is dad getting radicalized right now?

SPEAKER_01 46:31

No, no, he just heard Trump say that. I said it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's crazy. Like, how did that even happen?

SPEAKER_00 46:36

And apparently the guy right after that fucking judge shut it down or whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Yeah, Powell. Well, no, Powell is crying because well, granted, it's all donations building that ballroom, which are just bribes. Which are bribes. Yeah, which are bribes by Palantir. Yeah. Bri Palantir, BlackRock, all those guys.

SPEAKER_00 46:54

Not you and me are sending enough to build that fucking ballroom.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

No, no, no, I'm not sending shit in for that. Exactly. But um uh apparently Trump is also after Powell because he he had those renovations done to the Federal Reserve or whatever office they're fucking in. Yeah. And um, he's like, investigate him, those feet. Like they're saying they put too much money into it. He's probably embezzling cash and stuff. So it's a classic, you know, where's that money going? Who's our money going? Blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_00 47:17

You're you're giving me shit, so I'll give you shit. Uh one of my employees uh said they needed an office window right here.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

Yep. Put it, he's in the basement.

SPEAKER_00 47:24

Mega says, Ignatius.

SPEAKER_01 47:27

Nobody. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he needs a window. He's living in, he's working in a box in a back corner. Yeah, we need a needs uh we need sunlight. Oh, this is what I meant to talk about. I'm glad you said that. So it hasn't come in the mail yet, but my I've been reading um uh the lies of COVID-19 and making humans healthy again. I tell you a lot of big truth pills have been swallowing there. Okay. But my next literally changing health book is going to be The Healing Power of Light.

SPEAKER_00 47:58

Okay. Is this more the looking at the sun? It is a lot of sun gazing, yes. But not looking at looking as a good for you, getting some sunlight.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

Vitamin C is good for you. They're saying skin cancer may be caused by sunscreen. There's a lot of chemicals in sunscreen that might be causing it.

SPEAKER_00 48:15

Oh my god. It's crazy that there are hundreds, if not hundreds of thousands, of doctors who look into this stuff and all wear sunscreen.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Chills, chills, chills, shills, and shills again, I tell you. Who made that sunscreen? Johnson and Johnson. The clutch on UV rays. No, yeah, and that exactly the point why we've never been more sicker. But what I've been doing now is what my main thing is.

SPEAKER_00 48:42

We've been living this is a lot. Yeah, I can't.

SPEAKER_01 48:46

Everybody is living longer than longer? Weller though? Better?

SPEAKER_00 48:49

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Well, actually, just because you live long doesn't mean you live well, but like exactly. If we're talking of healthiness as longevity of life, then yes, we are. Well, that's I would say that's the opposite. Not doing bad.

SPEAKER_01 49:01

You can hook up, you can hook up your MIMO to the freaking, you know, the tubes and the whatnot, and you could live to 155. No, she cannot. Well, probably might be able to. If you really wanted to. If you had a pay side, like, I want to live as long as fucking possible with as much machines as you can. Have you can have machines pump your part.

SPEAKER_02 49:16

But then you can't get a Mr. House situation. Yeah, I guess. But it'd be like it'd be a whole diet thing. It'd be a whole changing your lifestyle to be as healthy as possible. I mean, that's just ideally, yeah, you would do that, but like, yeah, they don't want us to change our diets though, and they don't want us to get the song.

SPEAKER_00 49:30

Who's they? You can do that if you want to. If you have the willpower, if you have the one, or the new will be like, you know. Because I've been saying how many, how long your willpower is misguided information.

SPEAKER_01 49:41

How long have I been saying I need glasses?

unknown 49:43

Long.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

Forever.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

I don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

I can't see my I can't see for piss and shit.

SPEAKER_00 49:47

Alright, so how do you help that?

SPEAKER_01 49:49

Yeah, stop wearing sunglasses. And I haven't worn sunglasses for two weeks now. I will not say my eyesight's gotten better, but I feel like it's it can't get worse. But I'll be honest, but my sensitivity to the sun, I can tell, is getting better though. Because I'm overly sensitive to the light because they want to make me a mole person.

SPEAKER_03 50:07

Um, I need sunglasses because the sunlight hurts my eyes.

SPEAKER_01 50:09

Yeah, stop wearing them. You will grow resistance to the sun. No, no, it's not gonna get darker. Your eye, your brain just starts being able to take the light, and your pupils start getting more adjusted to the light. No, it stops, it does not work like that. No, no, no, no, no, nope. You gotta stop wearing sunglasses.

SPEAKER_00 50:27

It has those bone things so they don't blind themselves. They can't.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

That's shade. You can wear a hat. A hat's fine. Shade is fine, but blocking the light, the the UV blocking like glass that um uh freaking Ray-Ban and other satanic companies have put in front of our eyes, bro, it's inhibiting us from being able to absorb light.

SPEAKER_00 50:48

Are you denying that UV? So you're saying UV is healing. Does not cause cancer.

SPEAKER_01 50:52

The sun heals. That's why every the son of God. Everyone worships the god, it's healing. Before they had um uh before Rockefellers put in the petroleum medicine base, hospitals used to have on the ceiling solitariums where they would just put sick patients on the roof to get sun.

SPEAKER_00 51:13

Incredibly. Sunlight is good for your life and your brain. This is an old area. And how doctors agree with all of that.

SPEAKER_01 51:21

How do you think putting people in a thing away from sunlight is punishment because they know it's it's bad. And how do you think then you heal? So, how are you healing if you're blocking your the sun from your skin with these chemicals or putting shut windows over your eyes so you can't absorb the sunlight properly? I don't get the windows over your eyes because it's literally.

SPEAKER_02 51:41

You're not absorbing UV light if it's UV light blocking in your eyes, in the very small portion of your body in the thinnest layer of that you have.

SPEAKER_01 51:50

There are more parts in your eye than there was on the lunar lander. I agree with that problem.

SPEAKER_00 51:55

Sure. Now I don't want those to get fucked up by looking at the sun.

SPEAKER_01 51:58

I'm not looking at the sun. I'm just the sunlight is now being able to go right into my eyes and healing my body. I'm gonna be able to see again. I'm gonna have extra vision. I'm telling you, bro, ditch the sunglasses. You can wear sunglasses maybe at the sun's highest point at noon. If you're driving and you're a danger to someone else, you can't see it.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

Like, I need sunglasses, dude. It hurts my eyes. I cannot see.

SPEAKER_01 52:20

You gotta start working. I'm squinting. You have to start working. I'll be honest, I would take I was taking walk, I'm taking walks on my lunch, leaving the sunglasses at work.

SPEAKER_00 52:30

Squinting is bad for your eyes because it changes the shape of your eyes.

SPEAKER_01 52:33

It like it was hurting for a little bit. There'd be time where I'm walking like God, it's too fucking bright, dude.

SPEAKER_00 52:38

It's kind of giving me anything.

SPEAKER_01 52:39

I'm only getting better at it, though.

SPEAKER_00 52:41

It's crazy that you're hurting and you're like, this is helping. It's because I'm building my resistance. Yeah, this is a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 52:47

I'm gonna get better at it. Yeah, no, I'm telling you, well, you guys can be fools if you want, but once I get this the healing power of light book and I um uh do the research, I'll I'll present my findings.

SPEAKER_00 52:56

You can present your findings. We've gone through at least a generation and a half of people wearing sunglasses. And look at look where it's gone, bro.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

And again, we're living longer than ever.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

And I mean, with health fads and shit like that, too, dude. They thought like your rain, like radium was good for you for the longest time until they said, Oh, actually, it's the software. That's the thing though.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

So they said sun was good for us, and then they took the sun away from us, saying sun's bad. This is now the cyclic cyclical, we're going back to truth. The pendulum has swung so far back, it's finally coming back to truth. Like this guy was writing about this.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

That is like the absurdity of life, dude, is we get knowledge and then just out of for no reason we just end up losing it and reverting back to when we didn't know these things.

SPEAKER_03 53:36

When you when someone said, all right, so if you like the Roman Empire was, they knew what was so advanced, and then all of a sudden everyone was just like stupid again.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

Yeah, I think the Dark Ages is fake. I think the Dark Ages was a kind of a reset for the population to um make them forget about the healing power of light. Wait a second, when you are being lied to and you finally found the truth, what do you call that? You're seeing the light. The wool has you had the wool pulled over my eyes. Now I can finally see. I see the light. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I'm telling you, bro.

SPEAKER_00 54:09

It's using colloquialisms as proof.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

Well, I'm just saying, because it makes sense. There's usually truth behind every saying.

SPEAKER_02 54:16

That's like dumb guy logic. It's like I heard somebody say this, and like now it's like I'm getting together in a way.

SPEAKER_01 54:23

I'm putting the it's everything's coming together, bro. I'm connecting dots that weren't meant to be connected. I'm I'm gonna read this book, bro, and you're gonna find out, but you're gonna be feel real fucking dumb. What are dots? Stars. What are stars? Stars, light. Yes, many suns. Exactly. You're finally getting exactly you're putting it together without with being while still being a non-believer. Get me a YouTube channel, bro. I'll get you, I'll get you a YouTube channel to watch to see about the healing power of light. But that's the thing, though. The blue light, bad for you. Blue and we all can agree blue light is bad.

SPEAKER_00 54:53

So some some light's bad.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

Some light is bad. Well, the manufactured light. UV light bad. UV light not bad. Maybe not. UV light bad. UV light rays. I'm not am I saying that you should get cooked alive, burn your skin? Because the sun is a fickle mistress. Too much is bad. With anything, too much is bad.

SPEAKER_03 55:14

Because the sun is how it is healing, but it'll also kill you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:17

Water? If you have too much water, it's bad. If you're overhydrated, you can do above above ground drowning. You can have water poisoning. You can have water poisoning, dilute your system just with sunlight. You can get sunlight poisoning. That's a thing. It is a thing.

SPEAKER_00 55:29

Yeah, sun poisoning, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:30

Yes. Too much of anything is bad.

SPEAKER_00 55:33

But too much of a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 55:35

Too much of a good thing. The healing power of light. I'm just saying, folks. I'm just saying. Just saying. So now we're kind of spacked at the beginning where like sunlight is good for you in moderation.

SPEAKER_02 55:44

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 55:44

In moderation, but we're not getting enough of it. Not nearly enough. And your eyes need to absorb it too. My eyes are becoming less sensitive to light. I drove here today.

SPEAKER_00 55:51

You're just getting more blind, probably.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

It sounds like some crap written by a boomer who says on their iPads. Everything's getting tinted. My eyes are tinted. I'm getting callous. I'm getting cataracts. We'll see who goes blind first. I'm not sun gazing, because that would be bad. I'm not gonna burn. Because you can think you can't look into the face of God.

SPEAKER_02 56:14

No, dude. I mean or you'll go blind. Like the whole thing with like when you close your eyes and you can still see like the dot, like that's your eyeballs having been burnt. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 56:22

Yep, yep, yep, yep. And you don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_00 56:24

Like a fucking plasma TV. Yeah. Leaving something on the TV too long. Dying.

SPEAKER_01 56:29

But that's not that's not what I'm saying. Don't say look in the sun. I'm saying ditch the sunglasses. We're not movie stars. We don't need to hide our identity. Well, the moon might it bounces off the light of the sun. You can get moonburned.

SPEAKER_00 56:45

It's just the right amount. I would love to get moonburned. Get moonburned. Turn blue.

SPEAKER_01 56:49

Great song title, Moonburned.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

Alright, write it down. Write it down. That's our third track.

SPEAKER_01 56:58

We put one more song out. Four track EP. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:01

One up them.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

And we could do that one. Could be reggae.

SPEAKER_00 57:04

Moonburn. The moonburn.

SPEAKER_01 57:07

Out on night getting the moonburn. Yeah, exactly that that's good. That's that it writes itself, folks. It writes itself. And then when we have our show at Home Base, yeah, when we show up at Homebase. We show up to Home Base and they kick us out because you did not schedule this. I'm like, bullshit. I don't think they did either. Yes, they did. Because I saw it and I didn't know what was going on. No one told me. No one told me. And I was very rude to everyone. No, I'm telling you, bro. It's the healing power of the light. But that is our time, folks. That's our time. I say that one quick. I'm glad I'm glad I remember the light. As per usual, we have one truthsayer and two naysayers. Leave the audience with something to ponder. Leave them with something to ponder. Do your own research. You know what I mean? That's they don't want you to do the research. So when you just blindly follow and blind yourself. If it's in a book, it must be correct. And I and he I'll be honest, once I'm done with this COVID. It's like a 50-50 statement, dude. If it's in a book. He has all the links, which is funny because he puts the links in the book. And I'm like, can't click that hyperlink. I guess you could retype it. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, kind of stupid. Well, just you source it, no? Well, that's kind of like his source of fucking website. He did source. It's government websites. So he's saying, like, this is what they said about this. You can look at the article at this URL. And then he kind of breaks it down himself by saying, like, you can go and look at it too. Which I I like, I'm kind of because I'm like, well, I'm not gonna look at it. Yeah, yeah. And I might go on and be like, ah, fuck CP. God damn it. Damn it, bam.

SPEAKER_02 58:46

Damn it, bam. Damn it, bam. Linked to CP.

SPEAKER_01 58:49

We got another, all right. So we have two minutes. I I was thinking about this just at the gym on the air when I was waiting for my dad to show up. I was on the bike. Cause I don't know why he was why I was working out with him. Because he was talking about Aqua Long. And it do you remember the family guy where Peter Griffin like the fucking thing? The song on a park bench. Yes, exactly. And how like Peter Griffin would walk in, and it's like, with ever since he got that long hair and stings, every time he walks into a room, it plays the Aqua Long riff. It's like if you could have a riff, not like a song, but like a riff where it played every time you entered a room with people, what would that be? I have mine, there is one correct answer. But what is what do you guys have? Just off the top of your dome, you don't gotta ponder it too much. Something that you like, a funny one.

SPEAKER_02 59:34

Um I would want to do um from 666 to number to the beast when it goes That is good.

SPEAKER_01 59:45

Like the kind of the crescendo. Yeah, the crescendo. That would be good. That'd be good.

SPEAKER_00 59:51

Damn. You're gonna hate what I'm gonna say. I probably will. What are you gonna say? No, that's not how things work. Well, given I had no time to think about it. I guess the good, bad, and the ugly one.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:05

Good, bad, and the ugly? What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:08

Like the theme song. That's not a guitar. Never mind. Let me go. Well, no, it doesn't need to be, it doesn't need to be a what the little mysterious, not that I'm not that like, woo, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

That's the most that's literally the mysterious like strifter from fall. That's good. I'll be honest with him, better than I thought you were gonna come up with. That's not bad. That's very cowboy. Not really. I'm not sure I would necessarily say better. That's very high energy. When you walk into the room, Nathan, and they go like, but it's very funny because you could work with the high energy, or if it's low energy, it's also one of those. It's also kind of funny. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, that's a good answer. I don't hate that answer, but the best answer, the only right answer, is CKY. That's the best one to watch, because that's you're just nothing but trouble, baby. That's the best one to walk. That's the Kramer one. That's all. I need to borrow cream cheese. That is the correct answer. That is the correct answer. There's one correct answer, and it's a CKY 96 better things. Yeah, 96 better things.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:30

Of course.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

Yeah, folks. And with that now, folks, we bid you adieu. Thank you for listening to UTH Podcast, Ryan and Nate. We'll catch you later, folks.